funny funny funny

while i was busy with this, (kecik je gambo sbb malu. hahhaha. sila click utk tumbesaran)




i found these:










sungguh mereka ini tiada kerja. hahahahaa. kelakar giler. owhh plss.. banyak lagi kat sini http://funny-profiles-story.blogspot.com/

world coolest intern?

entry ini saya tujukan semua untuk raja-raja twitter, raja-raja facebook dan raja-raja yang suka spend masa dia di internet sepanjang masa! :P

saya memang teruja kalau dapat pegi singapore. bak kata seorang cousin, ini syurga mengalirkan wang! hahaha. memang pun.

ada universal studio di resort world yang baru lagi indah tersergam.
ada marina bay sands. yang ada sky park paling best serta kasino paling besar beserta shopping centre yang duduk situ pagi sampai malam pun tak sedar! owh asyik
ada clarke quay yang super romantic. bole naik boat bawak anda tour satu singapore sambil menghirup udara segar dan menyaksikan merlion mengeluarkan air. :P
owh tidak lupa tempat wajib jika ke singapore. orchard road! ini namanya syurga dunia. hahahaa.
banyaklah tempat2 lain lagi. nak letak semua tempat best2 kat singapore mmg takkan habes entry ni sampai esok.

so saya tujukan kepada readers/bloggers yang belom punyai akaun nuffnang. eh yang takde akaun nuffnag pun takpe, bole sign up. free saje lah. then, bila nuffnag hantar email ni pada saya, saya agak tertarik. tapi memikirkan keadaan saya yang sudah berumah tangga, dan bakal tidak mendapat keizinan dari mr hubs, (dah kawen nak buat ape2 kene minta izin ye anak-anak), so saya rasa saya patut war2kan kepada mereka yang masih single. eh tak single pun boleh la, dengan syarat suami2 semua memberi izin.

bila tengok email ni, mmg best wokay! kerja di kota singa dgn allowance SGD30,000 untuk 6 bulan. tu kalau bahagi 6 bulan, tak ke sebulan SGD5000? woohooooo. convert duet malaysia tak ke dah 5 figure ye tuan-tuan dan puan-puan. pakcik kayoo!!! owh jangan risau tentang job scope, anda bukan disuruh menjadi manager, anda cuma akan dilantik sebagai "intern" sahaja. dimana kalau anda pernah menjadi "intern" pada zaman belajar dulu, anda dikurniakan satu lesen besar untuk membuat salah kan? sbb anda sedang dlm proses "intern". dengan kata lain tgh training. :) uish syoknyeee. dahla bole pegi timba pengalaman di negara org, bayaran pun best. agaknye first payment terus habes pegi shopping. hahahaha. itu obviously kalau saya lah kan. :P

inilah yang dikatakan sebagai "World Coolest Intern" yang dicari oleh Standard Chartered Bank.



jika anda terpilih, anda akan mengikuti satu tempoh latihan yang sungguh impressive dimana anda akan terus dibawa ke dunia realiti. tak main lah tipu-tipu punya ok. lagi best, "internship" kalini dipilih dari serata dunia. wow. mana tau anda bakal dapat kekasih bermata biru. aww!!

so mcmmana nak apply? senang saja dong. tulis satu entry berkenaan dengan,

"kenapa anda lah org paling cool untuk jadi World Coolest Intern dengan Standard Chartered Bank untuk 6 bulan dengan bayaran SGD30,000!"

jangan lupa tulis tajuk entry wajib berbunyi World Colest Intern.

kalau nak lebih menarik entry anda itu, letak lah gambar ke video ke atau ape2 je yang boleh buat para juri memilih anda ke peringkat akhir. tapi kalau anda tak terpilih ke peringkat akhir pun, 10 entri terbaik akan menerima RM200 cash prize.

cepatlah berdaftar dgn nuffnang sbb borang penyertaan ada disana. contest ini akan berakhir pada 31 Oktober 2010. masih ada masa lagi ni. cepattttt!!!


untuk info lebih lanjut , sila klik di sini

till death do us apart

i coudn't sleep. mr hubs was snoring soundly next to me. pity him. he was too tired. having me in his arms is just good comfy enough. thank god i have my blackberry. so i tweeted and blog-hopped. that is the wonder of smartphone. and i found this on ayu's blog. she called it as hidden secret of marriage. this story is taken from simpleOona. i was closely break into tears. so i decided to share it with the readers over here.



When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce.. I raised the topic calmly.

She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question.. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.

She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Dew so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.

When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce.

She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day..

She requested that every day for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy... Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Dew about my wife's divorce conditions... She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully..

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.

On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown
so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day,when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.

I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind.
I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.

Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.

At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I ran up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead.......I cried and cried uncontrollably and carried her for the last time from the room to the hall with tears streaming down my face and gazing at my only son, his tears rolling from his eyes, they made me cry even more. I had lost my love, my wife and a loving and caring mother and nothing I could do now to put the clock backward. I had all the time now to look at her motionless body in detail but I knew it was going to be only for a short while until she made her last journey to the Lord... I held my son and wept again and again thinking of all the things I did not do for her when she was still alive .......and placed gently the flowers in her hands with my tears trickling on them.......she was gone forever, all my tears would not bring her back.

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank, blah..blah..blah. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

tika menonton FFM23

currently watching Festival Filem Malaysia 23 on Astro Prima. kalau ikutkan, FFM ni harus jadi kebanggaan rakyat Malaysia sbb patutnya event ni setahap Oscar gitu kan. tapi nampaknya mmg jauh lagi la tahap FFM ni nak sampai ke situ. mmg sungguh nan hadoo. naseb baik emcee dia lawak. zizan ngan sharifah shahira. so masih boleh bertahan dengan adanya mereka. kalau tak harus tukar channel tengok bola. malam ni man united main oo. :P

so sambil2 tu gwa layan tag. dah lama dah tak layan tag ni kan. hehe.

ni gwa dapat kat facebook.

A - AVAILABLE : yes. but taken. sudah kawen lah.

B - BIRTHDAY : 16 January. a real proud of capricorn!

C - CRUSHING ON : Louis Vuitton handbags. :p

D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD : nescafe. ya gwa memnag die hard fan nescafe

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO : mr hubs

F - FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT : inshaAllah - Maher Zain

G - GREATEST RIVAL : biarlah rahsia.. hahaha

H - HOMETOWN : can i say Bangi? sbb kalau kelantan- Renaissance Hotel

I - IN LOVE WITH : my macbook pro. boleh?

J - JUGGLE : to finish up my ACCA and be a great wife

K - KILLED SOMEONE : belom lagi. almost

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE : balik raya. ade la dekat 8jam jugak. naseb baik auto.

M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR : chocolate falvour pls!

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS : 5

O - ONE WISH : flat tummy

P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST : Syara

R - REASON TO SMILE : great friends and good food

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD : Love The Way You Lie- eminem/rihanna

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP : 7.30 am

U - UNDERWEAR COLOR : ahahaha. jap nak intai

V - VEGETABLE(S) : sayur bayam, broccoli, mushrooms!

W - WORST HABIT : makan cikedis

X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD MOST RECENTLY : aaa tekak.

Y - YOYOS ARE : a toy? boleh?

Z - ZODIAC SIGN (CHINESE) : Rat. kot.

RANDOM QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU

Your favorite number : 007

What color do you wear most : black

Least favorite color : yellow. putih pun ye jugak. saya ni comot orangnya

What are you listening to : Billionaire - travie mccoy/bruno mars

Are you happy with your life right now : yes, of course. semoga bahagia berkekalan ke akhir hayat

What is your favorite class in school : kelas geography. hahahaha cikgu mad rod

Who are your best friends : girlfriends! plg rapat is my lalink and mr hubs!

Are you outgoing : Not really.

Favorite pair of shoes : banyak sangat. can't decide :( huwaaaaa

Can you dance : can. but not for public view. hahahahahaha. you know what it means

Can you whistle : ahahahahaa kuar angin je. :P

Cross your eyes : no. :( lame kan? tak fun langsung

Do you believe there is life on other planets : yes. itu kan kuasa tuhan

Do you believe in miracles : yes -bila bermotivasi. no-bila tgh down

Do you believe in magic : hahahahahaha dulu lah masa kanak-kanak

Love at first sight : yes. especially on shoes and handbags :D

Do you believe in Santa : Nope.

Do you know how to swim : akan. (kantoi disitu) ahhahahaha

Do you like roller coasters : not my favor. saya leboh suka main tikam-tikam

Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows : sudah tentu tidak!

Have you ever been on a plane : Yes. err regularly

Have you ever asked someone out : aah selalu. hahahahaa. i kan suka buat first move.

Have you ever been to the ocean : yes. i love ocean!

Have you ever painted your nails : always. pantang period tau.

THE WHATS

What is the temperature outside : sejuk. rumah saya tepi pantai. so malam2 mmg sejuk gile

What radio station do you listen to : here in Brunei? PelangiFM? lebih byk dengar cd saja.

What was the last restaurant you ate at : err in Kuching ke?

What was the last thing you bought : vegetables and groceries

What was the last thing on TV you watched : ni tengah tengok FFM23. kire tak?

THE WHOS

Who was the last person you took a picture of : Iman, my baby bro

Who was the last person you said I love you to : My beloved mama

CRYING SECTION

Ever really cried your heart out :
yes. specially bila ada perkara2 sensitip melibatkan yang tersayang

Ever cried yourself to sleep :
dulu selalu lah sebab tidur sorang-sorang kan. takde sape pujuk. skarang dah tak. sbb nanti mr hubs pujuk sampai tak nangis

Ever cried on your friend's shoulder :
pernah. thats what a friend for, right? tapi normally bahu saya yang slalu kawan tumpang.

Ever cried over the opposite sex :
pernah. sbb dulu kawan baik saya lelaki. nak buat cemane?

Do you cry when you get an injury :
kalau dah sakit dia takleh handle, nangis jugakla. :P

Do certain songs make you cry :
yes. tapi tak selalu lah.

HAPPY SECTION

Are you a happy person :

yes. i am happy now. but bare in mind, org yang happy di luar tak semestinya happy di dalam ya.

LOOK AT ME

What is your current hair color :

Black. yang dulu highlight dah abes dah potong.

IN A BOY/GIRL

Favorite eye color : Black

Short or long hair : Short

Height : mestila kene lagi tinggi. baru romantik. :P

HAVE YOU EVER:

Been to jail : kalau pergi buat lawatan sambil belajar, kire tak?

Thought about suicide : eeyyy dulu masa belom matured, selalu tau!

Laughed so hard you cried : kalau tengok cite jepon/korea yang super lawak tu.

Thrown out in a store : eh tak penah lagi ni

Wanted to be a model : yes. tapi takde rupa lah. bakat pun takde.

Seen a dead body : yes.

Been on drugs : kalau under medication tu nak buat cemana kan :(

THIS OR THAT

Pepsi or Coke : sudah tentu Coke

McDonald's or Burger King : McDonald's

Single or Group Dates : Tengok tempat. kalau tpt romantic- Single. kalau tpt huha huha-Group Dates

Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate. kalau vanilla, sundae mcd sahaja ya.

Strawberries or Blueberries : Strawberries. kalau blueberries, dalam cake sahaja ya.

Meat or Veggies : Veggies!

TV or Movie : definitely Movie!

Guitar or Drums : Guitarrrrrrrr

Adidas or Nike : Nike Nike Nike

Chinese or Mexican : ok ni susah nak pilih. hahahahah. both boleh ka?

ok done for now. sapa agak2 bosan boleh layan tag ini okeh? muahhssss